Why on earth would you want to make Kansas seem more 'hick' than it is? Someone from here created this chapstick and it says on the package that it was made here. A tube of it was left here at my parent's house, and when I saw it I couldn't believe it was real. I thought it was a joke. Oh, no. There's a whole line of "poop" products! Check it out here.
Personally, I think it's stupid and tacky. I don't think it's funny nor would I ever buy it, let alone put it on my lips. I don't care HOW great it is.